October 7th, 2005

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Okay, this is weird and I need some of you guys to *shrug* council me I guess. One of my very good friends wants me to show her something. She has never performed oral sex (lol I wanted to say give head but i was trying to keep it clean, change my mind :p) and she called me to ask about it. Then she goes, she wants me to show her on my fingers. "MY fingers!" I say laughing. "How about a banana then while we're at it,"  I added still giggling. She proceeds to tell me that she wants to learn from an expert and I tel her that I'm no such thing, because I've only been down *counting on my fingers* 3 times *giggle*. She doesn't care though. I feel beyond dirty, beyond scandalized when she asked me to show her. I told her I felt quite silly and I would be... well embarrassed to show her. LOL!! Someone help! What would you tell your friend if she asked you this?
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